The Cockroach of Bedok (COB)
Act 1 Scene 1

King Ant: i dunno why i am so sad... sit here oso sad sit there oso sad...haiz
Prince Ant: aiya dun sad lah u can go sit at the other side
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Act 1 Scene 2

Main Character Ant: eh best boy friend got honey not? lend me
King Ant: haiz all my worker ants all overseas finding honey... oso dunno whether they still alive and when coming back... u wan for wat
Main Character Ant: tt day i walking tt time saw this butterfly very chio
King Ant: (crying) why u like her ah...
Main Character Ant: ya
King Ant: haiz ok lor i support u... but i really no honey
Main Character Ant: den how
King Ant: i know! we go borrow from the Cockroach of Bedok.
Main Character Ant: oso can
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Act 2 Scene 1

Cockroach: (aside) oh its that bastard King Ant who lend ppl honey for free...make me cannot earn honey. (to them) why have u come here?
King Ant: i know that you are a honeylender here in Bedok and have came to borrow honey from you
Cockroach: (aside) HAHA this is my chance to get rid of him once and for all... (to them) how much your need?
Main Character Ant: 50 pots
Cockroach: (aside) WHAT? tts like half my lifetime of saving...hmmm (to them) oh
King Ant: can u stop toking to urself?! its dam irritating u cockroach!
Cockroach: fine fine... and i will lend you the honey...
King Ant: ths...wat about the interest?
Cockroach: how bout no interest? however if u cant pay me on time, i demand something
King Ant: anything!
Cockroach: on the day of the full moon, if u cant pay me back i have have 1 pound of flesh
King Ant: i weight less den 1 pound?!
Cockroach: FINE... one feeler
King Ant: aiya sure can return u one as soon as my worker ants come back...
Cockroach: den lets sign the bond
[all 3 of them spat saliva on their right leg and shook hands]
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Act 3 Scene 1

Cockroach: dam that cursed Ant...hate him to the core sure hopes he dies... he insults me cockroach over and over again as if tts my name...jus because i am a cockroach does it giv him the rite to outcast me?
if u prick me do i not spray disgusting bug blood?
if u spray me with bagon do i not shivel and die?
he even spits in my hand and all that because im a cockroach?!
dam u ant!
[enters paramecium]
hey paramecium, i need you to spy on king ant for me...notify me about the conditions of his overseas workers
Paramecium: no problem cockroach!
Cockroach: dam you
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[to be continued]